Here I am breaking rules again. I left my house yesterday morning just after 11am and didn’t come home until midnight. After working 2 jobs I just didn’t have the mental capacity to write a 90 word blog. So Lets drink 2 beers now.
First up is Mr. Needles Fir Pale Ale.
This sounds impressively unappealing. Yep. It’s exactly what I would expect my Christmas Tree to taste like.
The only problem is: I don’t want to drink my Christmas Tree. I have a fake tree and it’s too small to put presents under. Bah humbug! It actually tastes like sap smells. Someone thought this was a good idea.
Next up is my favorite. Just kidding. It’s another IPA. Red Racer Super Sonic IPA
It’s exactly what I dislike in IPAs. If you’re an IPA drinker, I assume this is delicious. I am now staring at 2 beers I don’t enjoy and figuring out the best way to finish them.
Kristi just tried them. I think I need to start filming this. I’m gonna be up for awhile getting these down. This is pretty much everything I don’t like in craft beer.
Here’s a picture of Marvin the pug’s butt while he watches 101 dalmatians on TV. He likes it when the dogs bark. You can also see my Christmas tree.