Last year I spent some time working out with a personal trainer. Whenever he would ask me questions, I was always truthful and I think he liked that I wasn’t bullshitting him. The main one being: “Miles, how’s your diet?” to which I would reply “Awful.” He would laugh and ask, “Why’s it awful?”
“Because I like beer and pizza more than looking good.”
Naturally, I found the only spot for craft beer in town. Not only is it a craft beer place, but they also make pizza. Pizza is a major staple in my diet. It keeps me happy like coffee and cigarettes keep other people happy.
I walked past here every day for the first week, not wanting to tell Kristi I would rather just have pizza than anything else. I was really excited to explore the street food but my heart skipped a beat the day we finally stopped in at Los Muertos Brewing.
Puerto Vallarta doesn’t offer anything like this anywhere else that I’ve seen. They offer a series of different beers for 50 pesos, and most of them are pretty good. The Anillo de Fuego Chili Ale is actually a really nice tasting beer because it has the actual flavor of chili without all the heat.
My favorite? McSanchez Stout. Kristi’s too!
They also offer Cheese, Pepperoni and Hawaiian pizzas by the slice for 30 pesos if you don’t want to commit 200 pesos for a full pizza you’ll never eat all of.
Did I mention we’ve been back for happy hour? Everyday from 4-6pm they offer beers for 30 pesos. I’m in heaven.
Funny to think craft beer and pizza would be a highlight on my trip but this is who I am. For the record, this is not sponsored content but I wish it was. Feel free to hook me up, Los Muertos Brewing!