Last year I spent some time working out with a personal trainer. Whenever he would ask me questions, I was always truthful and I think he liked that I wasn’t bullshitting him. The main one being: “Miles, how’s your diet?” to which I would reply “Awful.” He would laugh and ask, “Why’s it awful?”
“Because I like beer and pizza more than looking good.”
Naturally, I found the only spot for craft beer in town. Not only is it a craft beer place, but they also make pizza. Pizza is a major staple in my diet. It keeps me happy like coffee and cigarettes keep other people happy.
I walked past here every day for the first week, not wanting to tell Kristi I would rather just have pizza than anything else. I was really excited to explore the street food but my heart skipped a beat the day we finally stopped in at Los Muertos Brewing.
Puerto Vallarta doesn’t offer anything like this anywhere else that I’ve seen. They offer a series of different beers for 50 pesos, and most of them are pretty good. The Anillo de Fuego Chili Ale is actually a really nice tasting beer because it has the actual flavor of chili without all the heat.
My favorite? McSanchez Stout. Kristi’s too!
They only offer one size pizza so I was happy that there was 4 of us when we ordered it.
They also offer Cheese, Pepperoni and Hawaiian pizzas by the slice for 30 pesos if you don’t want to commit 200 pesos for a full pizza you’ll never eat all of.
Did I mention we’ve been back for happy hour? Everyday from 4-6pm they offer beers for 30 pesos. I’m in heaven.
Funny to think craft beer and pizza would be a highlight on my trip but this is who I am. For the record, this is not sponsored content but I wish it was. Feel free to hook me up, Los Muertos Brewing!
